1) The thought of getting up and moving is more exhausting than physically doing it.
2) You drop something on the floor and hope and pray that someone, anyone, will pass by to pick it up for you. If not then it just stays put, even if it is your wallet.
3) Everyone tells you to enjoy your sleep now - but you haven't slept in months.
4) You seriously wonder if wearing depends to bed at night so that you don't have to get up 8 times to pee is a bad idea.
5) You've developed the skills to pee in a cup without being able to see the cup, and you don't splash. This makes you proud.
6) You only wear shoes that do not require you to bend over, i.e. forget about laces.
7) You cannot sit down, stand up, lay down, roll over or bend over without grunting, groaning, huffing and puffing.
8) You sound like you are running a marathon if you walk and talk at the same time.
9) You google things like "inducing labor early" and "ways to make the baby get out."
10) You would rather take a five minute foot rub than a $1000 giftcard to Saks.
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