Top Ten: you know you're hormonal when...

1. your husband orders you a new broiler pan without asking and you think it is so sweet you start to cry. 2. you try to tell your husband that IF you need a C-section, you would like them to drop the sheet when they take the baby out...but you can't get the sentence out without crying. 3. you must, I repeat MUST have a chocolate milkshake from Brahm's or you think you may die. 4. you hear the Bush twins reading their letter to the Obama daughters and you have to completly re-do your makeup before going to work because you sobbed and slobbered it all off 5. you have a "row" with the lady at Hobby Lobby because she refuses to return your items without a phone number but you refuse to give it to her and you reach a stand-off. Never mind the people waiting in line behind you, it's about the principle. You cave and give her the number to Big Al's where you normally get lunch. Ha. that showed her. 6. you can not watch a single moment of television that is even slightly sentimental, sad or depressing, because you will cry...even if you just turned to the channel the second before Ty yells "move that bus!" you know what I'm talking about. 7. diaper cakes make you cry. 8. someone else crying makes you cry. 9. the girl next to you in the bowling alley doesn't wait for you to bowl (bowling etiquette dictates you always wait on the bowler to your left) and instead of throwing your ball down the lane you really want to roll it into her ankle. 10. you drop a little rice down the front of your shirt and you start bawling because you think your thighs have gotten bigger. (I know there is no correlation, but this is how it works).